Funny conversation to recap:
Me (spoken kindly, I hope): “You know, (Boy 1). I’ve figured you out. Some people are morning birds and some are night owls, but you are like an afternoon Tigger, you are so bouncy after lunch! What's the deal?”
Boy 1 (bouncing): Yea! I'm Tigger! I love him!
Boy 2: Well, I’m a morning Pooh.
Boy 2 turns red and everyone laughs. Reality hits him that he REALLY just said he was a morning poo….
Hysterical laughs in Room 406.